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    How to make a women happy

    It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.


    A man only needs to be:


    1. a friend


    2. a companion


    3. a lover


    4. a brother


    5. a father


    6. a master


    7. a chef


    8.. an electrician


    9.. a carpenter


    10. a plumber


    11. a mechanic


    12. a decorator


    13. a stylist


    14. a sexologist


    15. a gynecologist


    16. a psychologist


    17. a pest exterminator


    18. a psychiatrist


    19. a healer


    20. a good listener


    21. an organizer


    22. a good father


    23. very clean


    24. sympathetic


    25. athletic


    26. warm


    27. attentive


    28. gallant


    29. intelligent


    30. funny


    31. creative


    32. tender


    33. strong


    34. understanding


    35. tolerant


    36. prudent


    37. ambitious


    38. capable


    39. courageous


    40. determined


    41. true


    42. dependable


    43. passionate


    44. compassionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


    45. give her compliments regularly


    46. love shopping


    47. be honest


    48. be very rich


    49. not stress her out


    50. not look at other girls


    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself


    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself


    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


    54. Never to forget:


    * birthdays


    * anniversaries


    * arrangements she makes

    And Now....................


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked

    2. Bring food

    3. And lots of beer.

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    Nope - an unlimited supply of chocolate will do :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by elsiegee40 View Post
    Nope - an unlimited supply of chocolate will do :P
    Would a chocolate fireman score on two points or would it lose a point for being useless? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    Would a chocolate fireman score on two points or would it lose a point for being useless? :P

    Don't complicate things! I go for simplicity - now where's that chocolate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by elsiegee40 View Post
    Don't complicate things! I go for simplicity - now where's that chocolate?
    Hahaha :P

    have you seen the website Pimp That Snack (an RM engineer gave us the link to that website when he was sorting out our RAID, site address is best thing we got from RM in my opinion)

    Giant versions of sweets and chocolate bars etc
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    so many things in that list that I do in our house...

    eg/ I am le chef
    and I am the exterminator... Pete won't touch a spider with a barge pole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanne View Post
    so many things in that list that I do in our house...

    eg/ I am le chef
    and I am the exterminator... Pete won't touch a spider with a barge pole...
    Teach him a lesson, put a spider you catch as the topping of a meal you prepare :P

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    uck no... poor spider-ider....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanne View Post
    uck no... poor spider-ider....
    It'll be alright living on top of a salad, be like living on an island of food

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    still kinda make me feel sick, even though it wasn't me eating it :-S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    It'll be alright living on top of a salad, be like living on an island of food
    Since when did spiders eat salad? Flies, or, if particularly large, birds.

    Oh, and wasps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew_C View Post
    Since when did spiders eat salad? Flies, or, if particularly large, birds.

    Oh, and wasps!
    Who knows what Joanne makes her salads from :P

    Joanne, If it makes you feel sick thinking about Pete eating it, think how he will feel and also may make him cook more often :P

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    I let him cook once.... he boiled the parsnips (that were frozen and said roast parsnips on the front).

    When he 'cooks' we usually get KFC...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanne View Post
    I let him cook once.... he boiled the parsnips (that were frozen and said roast parsnips on the front).

    When he 'cooks' we usually get KFC...
    Fool, he didn't think to microwave them

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    he was boiling some other veg and so he chucked them in too...

    I'm teaching him... slowly!! He just needs to confidence really.

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