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    Husbands wrong answer

    WIFE:
    What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    HUSBAND:

    Definitely not!

    WIFE:

    Why not - don't you like being married?

    HUSBAND:

    Of course I do.

    WIFE:

    Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    HUSBAND:

    Okay, I'd get married again.

    WIFE:

    You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

    HUSBAND:

    (Makes audible groan).

    WIFE:

    Would you live in our house?

    HUSBAND:

    Sure, it's a great house.

    WIFE:

    Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    HUSBAND:

    Where else would we sleep?

    WIFE:

    Would you let her drive my car?

    HUSBAND:

    Probably, it is almost new.

    WIFE:

    Would you replace my pictures with hers?

    HUSBAND:

    That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    WIFE:

    Would she use my golf clubs?

    HUSBAND:

    No, she's left-handed.

    WIFE:
    - silence - -

    HUSBAND:
    F * ck ..

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    *starts cleaning the coffee off of his keyboard*

    Classic.

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    ROFLMAO!!
    Can just imagine Hayley asking me this

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