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    Can never lie to your mother

    Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

    She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

    Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

    About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?

    'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.



    So he sat down and wrote



    DEAR MOTHER,

    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

    LOVE PETER



    Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read



    DEAR SON,

    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW.

    LOVE MUM

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    wicked - I am sure I have read that joke before, but it was 2 gay blokes instead.

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    Brilliant!

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    Haha! Brilliant

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    I like! Very funny

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    AWESOME, very crafty

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    very good and I remeber it as 2 gay guys before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashsnaps View Post
    wicked - I am sure I have read that joke before, but it was 2 gay blokes instead.
    Ditto *goes on mission through his inbox*

    Here it is:


    Mums know all!!!
    A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner,
    during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
    but notice how handsome Peter's flatmate, Simon, was.
    She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
    the two, and this only made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
    interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
    Peter and his flatmate than met the eye.
    Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know
    what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I
    are just flatmates'.
    About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, 'Ever since
    your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying
    pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?' 'Well I doubt it,
    but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter. So he sat down and wrote:


    DEAR MOTHER,
    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING
    PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU
    'DID NOT' TAKE THE Frying Pan BUT THE FACT REMAINS
    THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE
    HERE FOR DINNER.
    LOVE PETER


    Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read:


    DEAR SON,
    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH SIMON,
    AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH
    SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
    SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND
    THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW.
    LOVE MUM


    Lesson of the day,


    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

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