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    This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart

    Just got this in my email inbox, made me chuckle so thought I would share it

    > This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.
    > One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
    > Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't

    > feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
    > I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
    > So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
    > hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
    > enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
    > She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
    > for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
    > Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
    > sleep.
    > The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
    > with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big
    > unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
    > several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
    > one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
    > shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for
    > each outfit."
    > We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
    > diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have

    > thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
    > was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
    > doesn't even know how to play tennis.
    > I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
    > She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
    > Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
    > all dear, let's go to the cashier."
    > I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
    > feel like it."
    > Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

    > "WHAT?"
    > I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
    > You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
    > me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
    > And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
    > added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things
    > I buy you?"
    > Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... !

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