Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, Quick joke - Highland Burn in Fun Stuff; A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The gamekeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink thon water ...
7th May 2008, 04:00 PM #1
Quick joke - Highland Burn
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The gamekeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink thon water min, it's foo o' coo's sh*te n p*sh."
The man replies, "My good fellow, I'm English.... repeat that in English."
The gamekeeper replies, "I said use both hands - you get more that way."
Don't shoot the messenger, i just ctrl+v!
7th May 2008, 10:21 PM #2
Could equally have been said by a Cornishman!
7th May 2008, 10:42 PM #3
9th May 2008, 03:56 PM #4
Ah we'll say is dreckly.......after I finish me pasty
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