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    Quick joke - Highland Burn

    A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

    The gamekeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink thon water min, it's foo o' coo's sh*te n p*sh."

    The man replies, "My good fellow, I'm English.... repeat that in English."

    The gamekeeper replies, "I said use both hands - you get more that way."





    Don't shoot the messenger, i just ctrl+v!

    *runs off*

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    Could equally have been said by a Cornishman!

    Ducks!!

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    ROFL!! excellent..

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    Quote Originally Posted by speckytecky View Post
    Could equally have been said by a Cornishman!

    Ducks!!
    Ah we'll say is dreckly.......after I finish me pasty

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