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    BLONDE IN A CASINO

    BLONDE IN A CASINO

    An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice, at the casino.
    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
    The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY -
    Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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    Got a laugh from me!!

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    Yep I'm offended too.
    Not all men think like that, well ok I do but that's not the point.

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    lol it's just a joke, if your offended by such jokes, the topic should give you a hint.

    Btw, made us laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
    BLONDE IN A CASINO

    An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice, at the casino.
    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
    The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY -
    Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
    you didn't need the bit at the end about the moral of the story.

    The joke and the punchline were enough to get a laugh from me. thanks

    Also the thread title was a bit misleading it's not really a typical blondes joke or an irish joke for that matter.

    It's funny, you don't need to tart it up. oops wrong choice of words me thinks

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    It made me laugh but afterwards I thought why am I laughing? So I went off and deleted some kids work.

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    well it made me laugh just sent a spam email with this joke to everyone i know with a sense of humour :-)

    mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    It made me laugh but afterwards I thought why am I laughing? So I went off and deleted some kids work.
    Nice tech_guy, now that made me laugh.

    As others have said, I do think the end bit of the OP may have been a little direct though.
    Last edited by SYNACK; 28th April 2008 at 02:27 PM.

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    funny funny stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by torledo View Post
    you didn't need the bit at the end about the moral of the story.

    The joke and the punchline were enough to get a laugh from me. thanks

    Also the thread title was a bit misleading it's not really a typical blondes joke or an irish joke for that matter.

    It's funny, you don't need to tart it up. oops wrong choice of words me thinks
    The moral bit, I think, was an attempt at wrapping up the the details that the women was blonde and from cork.

    Thanks though

    *drum roll and snare for your pun*

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    Those who getting offended need to chill a little, i bet 90% of the jokes out there offend someone lighten up

    BTW Tech_Guy that did make me chuckle

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    You guys are so blinkered! The punchline WAS the moral of the story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatBoland View Post
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    "MORAL OF THE STORY -
    Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men"

    Not necessary!!
    I'm half Irish i don't find it offensive, nor does my dad.

    Its a joke....

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    As my dear, departed father used to say to me (before he passed away, of course) ... "Son, you are half Irish ... be proud of that but also beware ... for the emerald isle has produce many characters ... Swift, Wilde, Shaw, Milligan, Wogan ... yes you could say that Ireland is the land of the Wit. If you are not careful though, you will just be called a halfwit."

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