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An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the ...
28th April 2008, 02:34 PM #1
BLONDE IN A CASINO
BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice, at the casino.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
28th April 2008, 02:38 PM #2
28th April 2008, 02:46 PM #3
Yep I'm offended too.
Not all men think like that, well ok I do but that's not the point.
28th April 2008, 03:07 PM #4
lol it's just a joke, if your offended by such jokes, the topic should give you a hint.
Btw, made us laugh
28th April 2008, 03:10 PM #5
28th April 2008, 03:13 PM #6
It made me laugh but afterwards I thought why am I laughing? So I went off and deleted some kids work.
28th April 2008, 03:23 PM #7
well it made me laugh just sent a spam email with this joke to everyone i know with a sense of humour :-)
28th April 2008, 03:24 PM #8
Nice tech_guy, now that made me laugh.
Originally Posted by tech_guy
As others have said, I do think the end bit of the OP may have been a little direct though.
Last edited by SYNACK; 28th April 2008 at 03:27 PM.
28th April 2008, 03:44 PM #9
28th April 2008, 04:46 PM #10
The moral bit, I think, was an attempt at wrapping up the the details that the women was blonde and from cork.
Originally Posted by torledo
*drum roll and snare for your pun*
28th April 2008, 05:00 PM #11
Those who getting offended need to chill a little, i bet 90% of the jokes out there offend someone lighten up
BTW Tech_Guy that did make me chuckle
28th April 2008, 10:51 PM #12
You guys are so blinkered! The punchline WAS the moral of the story!
28th April 2008, 10:57 PM #13
I'm half Irish i don't find it offensive, nor does my dad.
Originally Posted by PatBoland
Its a joke....
28th April 2008, 11:45 PM #14
As my dear, departed father used to say to me (before he passed away, of course) ... "Son, you are half Irish ... be proud of that but also beware ... for the emerald isle has produce many characters ... Swift, Wilde, Shaw, Milligan, Wogan ... yes you could say that Ireland is the land of the Wit. If you are not careful though, you will just be called a halfwit."
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