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    Reasons Alchohol Should Be Served At Work and Tui Topless Calendar [SFW]

    Come one, come all, marvel at the viral marketing of one of NZ's beer companies.

    Edit: As this was an old April fools thing that I picked off the spam filter I thought I would add another joke so as not to dissapoint:

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    REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It leads to more honest communications.
    3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want hear.
    5. It encourages car pooling.
    6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    8. It makes fellow employees look better.
    9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
    13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
    14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
    15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
    16. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.

    Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!

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    well didnt really find it that funny as april fools was about ooooh 24 days ago lol

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    "2. It leads to more honest communications."

    Agreed! Everyone's so much more open and truthful when they've had a couple of jars. Or in my case, handsy. Come 'ere sailor...

    *wanders off*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    "2. It leads to more honest communications."

    Agreed! Everyone's so much more open and truthful when they've had a couple of jars. Or in my case, handsy. Come 'ere sailor...

    *wanders off*
    Did you just 'come out' on Edugeek? That has GOT to be a first...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Netman View Post
    Did you just 'come out' on Edugeek?
    Why, are you asking me out? Pick me up around... NO! I'm a professional!

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    ha ha thats good

    pitty the beer doesnt taste better....they do seem to have good marketing though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Why, are you asking me out? Pick me up around... NO! I'm a professional!
    You're a professional? How does it pay? Do the cops hassle you much?

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    Stop it, can't you see i'm busy?



    Drive on :P



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