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    What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?

    One is worth 25 million, standing on its last leg and screws old people for their savings, the other is a building society.


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    With her 25 million divorce settlement heather mills is going to buy a plane.
    She'll still use a lady shave for her other leg!

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    lol!

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    Jst goes to show if you're a total b***** having a prosthetic leg is NOT going to change the way people think of you. Now if she were in a wheelchair or on crutches i think it may be a different story.

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    Okai sad person here, did I miss something, does she have a wooden leg???

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    The one I heard the other day was:

    Whats the difference between 2 million sperm and teachers?

    At least one sperm has the chance to become a human being!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by john View Post
    Okai sad person here, did I miss something, does she have a wooden leg???
    Yes, i believe she lost part of a leg in a motorcycle accident.

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    Ah right thanks for that

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