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    Quite looking forward to retirement now...

    ... If it means I can do this at weekends

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
    interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to High Wycombe and went
    into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
    there was a PCSO writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
    a break?'

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a Nazi turd.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

    So my wife called him a shithead.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets
    he wrote.












    Personally, we didn't care.

    We came into town by bus.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

    It's important at our age.

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    I've heard something similar before OutToLunch and although hilarious, imagine you were on the receiving end!!!

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