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Jokes/Interweb Things Thread, Man things! in Fun Stuff; Originally Posted by Friez Getting things off the top shelf WITHOUT using a ladder or stool! Your height makes you ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friez View Post
    Getting things off the top shelf WITHOUT using a ladder or stool! Your height makes you a REAL man.
    Surely you mean getting 'things' off the top shelf WITHOUT getting noticed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by torledo View Post
    Surely you mean getting 'things' off the top shelf WITHOUT getting noticed.

    LOL

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    THREE BILLION CANDLEPOWER TORCH - needed to show other men that you can brighten the entire town


    Always required for walking home from our local, there's only about 10 yards of the route that isn't lit by street lights!!:-)

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    Like it Ryan, rep on the way

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    @ryan

    Nar elsiegee40 is better looking than that

    Russ

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    Quote Originally Posted by russdev View Post
    @ryan

    Nar elsiegee40 is better looking than that

    Russ

    After your "Crazy Women" thread... do I need to worry

    I'm flattered however :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post



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    *runs for the hills*
    That is very scary! You would not like to wake up next to that, I certainly wouldnt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elky View Post
    That is very scary! You would not like to wake up next to that, I certainly wouldnt!
    I'm not even convinced that "she" is a woman.... Not at all attractive. IMHO

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    28. Getting things off the top shelf WITHOUT using a ladder or stool! Your height makes you a REAL man.
    Reminds me of a job interview I had with Tesco's when a student. They asked what qualities I could bring to them, and I replied, as I'm tall I can easily reach the top shelves. They didn't find it amusing and strangely enough I didn't get the job! I did second time around though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew_C View Post
    I'm not even convinced that "she" is a woman.... Not at all attractive. IMHO
    It doesn't look right - the whole picture I mean. Has the face been photoshopped in?

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    Not seen Scary Movie? It's Miss Mann, the gym teacher

    I'll admit i thought it was a man, even after seeing the movie multiple times. *shudder*

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HffDW7p4pC8

    Be afraid! And don't look if you are 'squeamish '

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    "Mann I feel like a woman"
    Damn now I have that TERRIBLE song in my head GRRRRR

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    This is really unpc but what the heck it's friday --- at one of my line dance clubs (yes I'm that sad) there was a man undergoing the first stages of a sex change and each week the most requested dance of the evening was shania twain - man I feel like a woman. Old women can be sooooo cruel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by elsiegee40 View Post
    After your "Crazy Women" thread... do I need to worry

    I'm flattered however :-)
    I would like in my defence to say Crazy women thread is a few months old. I was going to say vampire thread but some sick twisted person on here might twist my words

    Anyway don't worry my hidden cameras in your bathroom will keep you safe...

    .....

    ohh Hello Jake rattles the bars on the cage..


    Russ

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