[Pics] Really Corny.....

[mattx]

[webman]

I think you've gone off on a tangent...

[mattx]

These bad jokes just don't add up....

[webman]

There's a clear divide on this issue...

[j17sparky]

Oh deary me boys

[webman]

Where does that comment come in to the equation?

[tech_guy]

D'oh, Mattx that's truly awful...

[Jackd]

Errrm i dont get it?

[tech_guy]

sine waves, cosine, etc?

[antoeknee]

How about:

2 atoms walking down the road and one suddenly stops, pats himself and says 'I think I've lost an electron'

The other atom says 'Are you sure?'

'Yes, I'm positive', says the first

[Jackd]

sine waves, cosine, etc?

Ah i see, i never noticed he was holding a picture of a sine wave!

[Joanne]

I like jokes where you have to be smart to understand them

[mattx]

Ah i see, i never noticed he was holding a picture of a sine wave!

Nice to see you 'worked it out' - just like a mathematician with constipation...

[Ryan]

I've always liked:

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "Any idea how to drive this thing?"







*gets coat, hails taxi*

[mattx]

These are worse.....

How do Monte Carloists do it? They do it randomly.

How do Monte Carloists do it? They avoid repeated histories.

How do Monte Carloists do it? They do it a large number of times.