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    Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None. It's a hardware problem.


    A programmer gave parties a whirl
    And while at one did talk to a girl.
    She didn't stay long
    As it all felt so wrong:
    He opened with #!/usr/bin/perl.
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    This one is really bad.....

    Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

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