[Joke] Bloody women drivers

[Oops_my_bad]

I was driving to the office this morning on the motorway, when I looked over to my right to see a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eye liner. I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was half way over in my lane still working on that make up. It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In the confusion of trying to straighten out the car by using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining a perfectly good shirt and DISCONNECTING A VERY IMPORTANT CALL!!!

BL00DY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!

[chrbb]

Where did the electric shaver end up?

[DaveP]

....causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream...

Excellent start to a bad day. Still chuckling while I write this reply. Very humorous presentation. Thank you.

[flashsnaps]

very funny........

[tech_guy]

Where did the electric shaver end up?

Probably ended up with a Brazillian...