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    The torches are ready
    The crushers are oiled
    The spells are concocted

    Run!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    The torches are ready
    The crushers are oiled
    The spells are concocted

    Run!!!!
    See - I told you guys you were only asking for trouble making comments about lady drivers!

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    I think the name of this picture sums it up.....
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    Suitable captions please!
    " Now where did I put that Apple Mac..... "

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    How do you explain this one to the insurance companies?
    "It's art! Okay?!"

    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    I think the name of this picture sums it up.....
    "Sleeping policeman of the wrong kind"

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    How do you explain this one to the insurance companies?
    Road rage!

    * Brandishes spikey balls on chains *
    Are we allowed to talk about such things on a 'family' forum?

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    As long as they are this sort:
    http://webnet-sales.com/Apics/200610A.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by tech_guy View Post
    Well I suppose that's one way of parking it....


    Suitable captions please!


    "Honey, I'm home.....!"
    For any action film fans, a quote from The Rock:

    "Hey Man, you just f***ed up your Ferrari!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by witch View Post
    As long as they are this sort:
    http://webnet-sales.com/Apics/200610A.jpg
    You've been in my mother-in-laws box of goodies then?

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    You've been in my mother-in-laws box of goodies then?[/QUOTE]

    Now I'm intrigued, what sort of Mother in law have you got then?

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    Well this actually happened in Shetland where I am originally from.
    This was on St. Olaf Street in Lerwick.
    And yes it was a woman driving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroHour View Post
    Well this actually happened in Shetland where I am originally from.
    This was on St. Olaf Street in Lerwick.
    And yes it was a woman driving.
    WTF. People like that should never be able to get in a car ever again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroHour View Post
    Well this actually happened in Shetland where I am originally from.
    That's quite impressive.

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    had she watched the corsa advert? You know the one where the corsa goes and hides.

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    Council house tenant insists on having own garage

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