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    Apple - then ask for a Merger into MS and give MS majority shares.

    Would you rather have a nail file between your teeth filed until they were gone, or tooth picks under your toe nails and kick a wall until your toe nails were gone..

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    hungry and variety. Variety is the spice of life.

    Would you rather have a nail file between your teeth filed until they were gone, or tooth picks under your toe nails and kick a wall until your toe nails were gone..
    Toe nails coz they grow back

    WYR eat raw chillies or configure i-pads manualy

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    Quote Originally Posted by visioN View Post
    A million pounds - dan bilzerian is proof money CAN buy happiness!

    WYR own Microsoft or Apple?
    Apple. By far the better structured business that always own the complete product/user experience. There's so much more that company can do. Microsoft are a software company in trouble. Turning MS around will put you in an early grave.

    WYR Live on the moon or live under water?

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    raw chilis any day of the week and live under water, provided I get the abilities of Aquaman. At least I wouldn't be lonely anyways as I could go to a beach

    Sliding down a Razor Blade on your Back into a Pool of Alcohol or Washing your face in some one else's spit

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    guessing its a bit extreme. OK

    Bedridden at ages 75-95, then finally dying OR Living with no disease until age 39, but then dying

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    Sliding down a razor and drinking myself to death at 39

    WYR be an eagle or a worm

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    An eagle, definitely. Such majestic creatures.

    Would you rather Be loved by co-workers but hated by the boss or Be loved by the boss but hated by co-workers

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    An eagle, definitely. Such majestic creatures.

    Would you rather Be loved by co-workers but hated by the boss or Be loved by the boss but hated by co-workers
    loved by co-workers but hated by the boss - as I would most likely have to work with co workers all the time where as the boss not so much otherwise if it was the other way around , working would be a nightmare

    WYR Be in person with @nephilim and watch him getting revenge on the rude subway employee or Go to another take away ie Burger King / Dominos / Millenium Pizza ( or insert choice of take away here ) ?
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    Other takeaway as I don't like Subway

    WYR be rolled down a hill into a nettle patch or put in a pool of jelly fish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by E_G_R2 View Post
    Other takeaway as I don't like Subway

    WYR be rolled down a hill into a nettle patch or put in a pool of jelly fish!
    Pool of Jelly Fish - Can use vinegar which helps the stings from jelly fish and I don't like stinging nettles as they take an age to heal ( at least for me )

    WYR Swim with great white sharks or a hungry school of red bellied piranha ?

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    Swim with sharks, because a punch on the nose and they don't come back for a bit.

    OK, would you rather only have 1 tablet which provides you with your daily calories and nutrients but never eat again, or eat what you like but it makes you add 1lb per fortnight which you can't lose.

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    Normal food and gain 1lb at the end of each month

    WYR be a Snake or Dinosaur and which exact species of snake or dinosaur ?
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    @mac_shinobi did you read the rules? You can't pick arbitrary ones and do your own, you do the one most recently posted

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    @mac_shinobi did you read the rules? You can't pick arbitrary ones and do your own, you do the one most recently posted
    Whooops - Helps if I refresh, corrected my above post ^^^

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    A snake...in particular, a grass adder. People leave me alone, I leave them alone, and I get the job done as I need too.

    In a survival situation, would you rather have a camping Axe with you, or a guaranteed fire starter with you.

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