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    oh my god I'm hungry again!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanne View Post
    oh my god I'm hungry again!!!
    Would you like my Banana?

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    not after you have used it thank you very much!!! Also, I don't think my personal trainer would approve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Cucumber puns now is it? Gourd Almighty...
    Lettuce leave it there shall we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanne View Post
    not after you have used it thank you very much!!! Also, I don't think my personal trainer would approve!
    God what is wrong with you people and your dirty minds? *Shoves banana in your face. Its a new banana, its clean, fresh and none has used it.

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    Lol I knew this thread would end up like this. Why has no-one mentioned courgettes?

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    Courgettes are evil no one likes Courgettes they're just bourgeois Marrows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bananas View Post
    Courgettes are evil no one likes Courgettes they're just bourgeois Marrows
    Actually, courgettes are handy if there is a veggie in the family. Works well if you swap appropriately-sized chunks/strips of it for the meat in a lot of recipes. Holds shape, taste and texture much better that Quorn, which is surely the Devil's sputum.

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    What on earth was I mentioned for?

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    I used to be veggie and eat quorn, quite like it but just recently ended up in hospital with severe stomach/intestinal pain turns out it was a reaction to Quorn.

    I still wouldn't touch a courgette tho.
    Last edited by Bananas; 3rd June 2014 at 05:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    What on earth was I mentioned for?
    We missed you and wanted to see your face again. @ICTDirect_Dave

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    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    What on earth was I mentioned for?
    I assumned young @abillybob meant me in an earlier post and I thought I'd deflect his banana wielding behaviour onto somone else

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    I am clearly a man who uses a butternut squash in these circumstances...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICTDirect_Dave View Post
    I assumned young @abillybob meant me in an earlier post
    I did. I will save the Banana for @nephilim I have something larger in proportion and girth for you!...... Too Far? I DONT CARE!

    Quote Originally Posted by nephilim View Post
    I am clearly a man who uses a butternut squash in these circumstances...
    Now that's a man!

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    Break out the water melons....

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