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    Venison

    A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

    Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

    The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

    Well, he said, ‘It’s what mommy calls me sometimes'.

    The little girl screams to her brother

    'Don't eat it, it's an @sshole.

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    Actually LOLed.

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    I quite like venison but never have it as it's a bit too dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bladedanny View Post
    I quite like venison but never have it as it's a bit too dear.
    Actually typed that exact joke out as well :P

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    Seriously (for a moment), if you like game, or want to try it, sainsburys sometimes do small bags of mixed game for very little cash. That, and a pack of venison sausages, makes a really good, interesting casserole.

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    If you are ever in the New Forest when they have a cull, the local butchers are stuffed with venison, burgers, sausages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkeh View Post
    Actually typed that exact joke out as well :P
    Ah, great minds and all that.

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    I love knowing plenty of people who manage deer herds in kent/east sussex....mmmmm venison....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bladedanny View Post
    I quite like venison but never have it as it's a bit too dear.
    oh dear !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_shinobi View Post
    oh dear !!
    Doe!

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    I saw I sign in a butchers shop. WATERSHIP DOWN, you've read the book, seen the film - now EAT the cast.



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