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    Really? What About The Grey Ones?


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    Grey Squirrels are technically rodents that is probably why!

    Red Squirrels are endangered also

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    You'd have to go some to run down a grey squirrel. Believe me, I've tried. It jumped onto the bonnet, pulled of a wiper arm and used it to pole vault onto an overhanging branch.

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    If you trap a red squirrel, you must release it as it is a protected species. If you catch a grey squirrel, you must kill it as it is classed as a pest. They also make good eating.

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    Hmmm, could improve the nutritional value of school dinners as well as getting rid of a pest.

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    I'm sick of those Grey's - speeding up and down our street in their Audi Chestnut's
    But also hate it when I get stuck behind a doddering Red Squirrel in a flat cap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatt View Post
    I'm sick of those Grey's - speeding up and down our street in their Audi Chestnut's
    But also hate it when I get stuck behind a doddering Red Squirrel in a flat cap...
    Tell me about it. They drive me nuts!

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    Having watched a grey sit in the gutter and chew through the boards to gain access into our roof.. and been unable to prevent it... I have no time for grey squirrels at all. The damage it did before we eventually caught and killed it in a rat trap was not good

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    Quote Originally Posted by webman View Post
    Tell me about it. They drive me nuts!
    Was that acorn-y pun?

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    They can be sweet little things though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by laserblazer View Post
    You'd have to go some to run down a grey squirrel. Believe me, I've tried. It jumped onto the bonnet, pulled of a wiper arm and used it to pole vault onto an overhanging branch.
    One ran through the back wheel of my bike, locked it up sent me down the road on my backside, I was not impressed as I was on my way to do a 60 mile charity ride! Picked it out with a stick and carried on!

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