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    The cobol one made me realy LOL...

    I did cobol at uni in 1992 never again!!

    Rob

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    @mattx started a thread a while back:

    Link: The programmers Wife

    You might like some of the replies there.

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    not quite programming but from my own creation.

    Why did the logic chip go to the Gym







    to get some XORcise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twin--turbo View Post
    The cobol one made me realy LOL...

    I did cobol at uni in 1992 never again!!

    Rob
    I used to program in COBOL and I always included this statement

    ADD INSULT TO INJURY.

    in my programs. You could also

    PERFORM PLEASURABLE-ACT UNTIL COMPLETELY-SATISFIED.

    although I never did that in code, preferring to keep it for the physical world

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