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The java ones make me chuckle....
11th January 2014, 08:10 PM #1
11th January 2014, 08:20 PM #2
The cobol one made me realy LOL...
I did cobol at uni in 1992 never again!!
11th January 2014, 08:49 PM #3
@mattx started a thread a while back:
Link: The programmers Wife
You might like some of the replies there.
11th January 2014, 10:21 PM #4
not quite programming but from my own creation.
Why did the logic chip go to the Gym
to get some XORcise.
12th January 2014, 11:46 AM #5
I used to program in COBOL and I always included this statement
Originally Posted by twin--turbo
ADD INSULT TO INJURY.
in my programs. You could also
PERFORM PLEASURABLE-ACT UNTIL COMPLETELY-SATISFIED.
although I never did that in code, preferring to keep it for the physical world
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