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    IT Joke of the day...

    Q. Why did Megan's birthday arrive so quickly?




    A. Because it had a "To Meg" line!

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    Re: IT Joke of the day...

    ha ha that's one of those rubbish but slightly amusing jokes

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    Re: IT Joke of the day...

    IT jokes?

    M$ - Trustworthy Computing

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    Re: IT Joke of the day...

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew_C
    IT jokes?

    M$ - Trustworthy Computing

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    Re: IT Joke of the day...

    Or what about this one

    The day Microsoft Start making something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacume cleaners.

    a Joke for the Apple & Linux users

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    Re: IT Joke of the day...

    "Apple. It Just Works"

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    Re: IT Joke of the day...

    Why is Halloween like Chirstmas?

    Answers on a postcard

    Andy

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    Re: IT Joke of the day...

    I'm guessing something to do with 31 (octal) being 25 (dec)
    tho 10 & 12 its tother way round

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    Re: IT Joke of the day...

    OCT 31 = DEC 25 Well done that man

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    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.
    He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
    “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.”
    The woman below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
    “You must be in IT,” said the balloonist.
    “I am,” replied the woman, How did you know?”
    “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is, technically Correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far.”
    The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”
    “I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
    “Well,” said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault”.

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    ^^ Very good! Okay, here's mine:

    RM release a reliable product...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwood View Post
    Q. Why did Megan's birthday arrive so quickly?




    A. Because it had a "To Meg" line!

    Errr, I don't get it (perhaps it's because I'm thick and autistic)

    Is it a play on 2MB?!


    P.S. And before anyone flies of the handle - I am autistic....
    Last edited by tech_guy; 18th January 2008 at 12:26 AM.

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    Perhaps itís something to do with the bit in the middle of England. As I come from there and donít get it either.

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    That's right. We can only dream of getting a 2 meg line in this neck of the woods.

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