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    The programmers Wife

    The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread, If they have eggs, get a dozen."
    The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread.

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    Oh, funny!

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    Hehe nice

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    haha! Brilliant!

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    ['hip','hip']

    (hip hip array!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread, If they have eggs, get a dozen."
    The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread.
    That one's as old as you are Matt

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberNerd View Post
    ['hip','hip']

    (hip hip array!)
    Brilliant.

    Ok how about this chestnut

    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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    Quote Originally Posted by elsiegee40 View Post
    That one's as old as you are Matt
    True.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattx View Post
    The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread, If they have eggs, get a dozen."
    The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread.
    You mean to tell me a programmer actually ventured outside??? I thought they remained hunched over their terminals 24/7

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiza View Post
    You mean to tell me a programmer actually ventured outside??? I thought they remained hunched over their terminals 24/7
    He didn't they "ran" a browser session and went to the likes of Tesco.com and had a look

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    Those are as old and as bad as "There are 10 types of people who understand binary - those that do, and those that don't". I believe it's in someone's signature isn't it....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jawloms View Post
    Those are as old and as bad as "There are 10 types of people who understand binary - those that do, and those that don't". I believe it's in someone's signature isn't it....?
    Hey that's a classic

    And it was removed from my sig years ago...

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    A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

    The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

    "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

    "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

    The man below replies, "You must work in management."

    "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

    "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jawloms View Post
    Those are as old and as bad as "There are 10 types of people who understand binary - those that do, and those that don't". I believe it's in someone's signature isn't it....?
    Ok is this better?

    There are two types of people in this world: those who understand recursion and those who don’t understand that there are two types of people in this world:

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberNerd View Post
    ['hip','hip']

    (hip hip array!)
    A Class

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