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    Two Thursday Morning Jokes

    My friend hired an Eastern European cleaner. It took her all day to hoover the house.

    Turns out she was a Slovak.
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    Another friend suggested I get a patch to help me give up smoking.

    What a waste of time: I still crave cigarettes and my now depth perception is all messed up!

    Last edited by DaveP; 27th June 2013 at 11:07 AM. Reason: Correct thread title.

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    the...but...what?


    WHAT DAY IS THIS?! WHAT YEAR!

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    Do we have to wait until tomorrow to read these?

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    Whoops! Corrected the thread title now. Not a 'normal' school day tomorrow [most pupils are offsite]

    It appears I am in weekend mode already.

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