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    A Man Talking To His Friend: "You wont be hearing from me for a while..."

    "You wont be hearing from me for a while. The police are investigating me for stealing swimming pool inflatables..."

    "I gotta lilo."


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    Groan...

    What's ET short for ?

    he's only got little legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    "You wont be hearing from me for a while. The police are investigating me for stealing swimming pool inflatables..."

    "I gotta lilo."

    You might get away with that. But it all deep-ends.

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    Here's a real groaner....

    Why do elephants have big ears?
    'Cus Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinnantonnixx View Post
    You might get away with that. But it all deep-ends.

    That come back left me feeling deflated.......

    Im going home

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    Quote Originally Posted by unixman_again View Post
    Here's a real groaner....

    Why do elephants have big ears?
    'Cus Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
    AAAhhhhhh maaaann! I've been struggling with whether to post that one for hours!!!

    I come on with the intention of doing it and you've stolen my thunder!

    Ok.... I shall return with something equally rubbish!!

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