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    Terrible joke

    A girl goes into ASDA and sees her new boyfriend stacking detergent. "Oi, you told me you were a stunt pilot!"

    "No, I said I was on an ariel display team"

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    Shakes head.... here's one I was told the other day:

    "Why does a squirrel swim on its back?"

    To keep its nuts dry...

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    I hear that the Chinese McDonalds has been drawn into the fake meat scandal....

    Turns out they've been serving Quarter Pandas'.....


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    That ASDA one actually had me in stitches :\

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    What do you call a burnt Tesco Beef Burger? Black Beauty.

    Did you hear about Robert Redford's new film? The Lasagne Whisperer.

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    A Tesco Value Spaghetti Bolognese walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?

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