I'm not even going to bother posting it because the forum software would probably flip a table and trash the post.

I'll leave you with a link to EL Reg instead. The Internet's first "Stretch Ar*estrong" may be gone but the URL lives on under a new use. Not that I can see E-Mail sent to/from that address getting anywhere. Goatse.cx opens up again - as an email provider ? The Register