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    My SatNav

    I have a little Satnav
    It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are
    I have a little Satnav
    I've had it all my life
    Itís better than the normal ones
    My Satnav is my wife
    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
    "You're doing thirty five"
    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake
    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene
    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.
    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice
    It fills me up with counselling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?
    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And - keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I do wish that once in a while
    I could turn the damned thing off.

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    Emailed this to Mrs Teejay, think I'm going to need a new SatNav...

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    There is only one possible person I could send that off to.

    I'm sure my Dad will love it.

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    LOL That's great. I'm our navigator although the parts about speed don't apply to me as I'm usually encouraging LeBoyfriend to go faster or overtake people and usually getting frustrated when he poodles along behind a sunday driver...

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