12 Days of Christmas logos

[Dos_Box]

Now the days are getting short and Christmas approaches Sysman suggested to me that in the run up to the festive season and Christmas itself we should have logos that reflect our particular take on the carol 'The 12 days of Christmas' only our will open iwth the line 'On the first day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me....'
And we want you to suggest what the logos should include for as many days as you can think of. For example:

On the first day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, a users file missing from the folder tree!

Get the idea? Over to you then.

[SYNACK]

On the second day of Christmas the monitering system woke me, with two dire warnings about busted AC

[Domino]

...didn't we have this a year ago....

[webman]

I'm sure we had a similar thread 1-2 years ago we could pinch ideas from?

[Domino]

BAM

It's coming...

[SYNACK]

This post from the 2007 competition may be quite simmilar:
EduGeek Christmas 2007 Competition

[Hightower]

Whoa, it's only just turned November! Christ, a Xmas tree up in Darlo and now this?! Christmas now seems to last for 2 or 3 months rather than the 2 weeks it should.

You're spoiling it!

[Samson]

On the first day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, a file missing in the folder tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 3rd day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, three printers jamming, two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 4th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, four teachers changing settings, three printers jamming, two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 5th day of christmas the helpdesk taksed to me, Five cables singed, found teachers changing settings, three printers jamming, two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 6th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, Six pupils passwords, five cables singed... four teachers changing settings, three printers jamming, two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 7th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, Seven faulty keyboards, six pupils' passwords, five cables singed... four teachers changing settings three printers jamming two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 8th day of christmas the helpdesk taksed to me, Eight top priorities, Seven faulty keyboards, six pupils' passwords, five cables singed... four teachers changing settings three printers jamming two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 9th day of christmas the helpdesk taksed to me, Nine snotty emails, Eight top priorities, Seven faulty keyboards, six pupils' passwords, five cables singed... four teachers changing settings three printers jamming two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 10th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, Ten hours down-time, Nine snotty emails, Eight top priorities, Seven faulty keyboards, six pupils' passwords, five cables singed... four teachers changing settings three printers jamming two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 11th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, Eleven new Dell PC's, Ten hours down-time, Nine snotty emails, Eight top priorities, Seven faulty keyboards, six pupils' passwords, five cables singed... four teachers changing settings three printers jamming two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.

On the 12th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, Twelve hours working, Eleven new Dell PC's, Ten hours down-time, Nine snotty emails, Eight top priorities, Seven faulty keyboards, six pupils' passwords, five cables singed... four teachers changing settings three printers jamming two defective profiles and a file missing in the folder tree.





No?

[Dos_Box]

This year we are making logos out of them to be changed daily

[russdev]

This year I also might get to do a xmas show last years after technical hitch got put on hold..

Russ

[witch]

Last year there was another competition as I recall and I came third (or second) - I can't remember which and was promised a prize
WHICH I NEVER GOT

SO I am not doing this one
so there

[Gatt]

@witch - the prize was being able to do it again this year

[SYSMAN_MK]

As Dos_Box said the idea is that we will pick suggestions from this thread to use as tag lines in the custom logos on the run up to Christmas.

This is your chance to have your quote up top for all to see.

[webman]

All of my contributions to anything twelve-days-of-christmas-ey are contained within the aforementioned threads above (thanks Edugeekers for linking to them)

[mark]

On the thwelfth day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me....

12 teacher tantrums
11 laptops logging on
10 cables need tidying
9 nagging numpty's
8 ailing mac air's
7 shiney new PC's
6 sims so slow
5 failing pings
4 fouled up hard drives
3 thankless tasks /(last verse) thirty finish
2 trainee staff /(last verse) tired to think

...a password to change or 3
(last verse) ...is there time yet for a pee?




(I always thought XTC should have done a version )