'I used to have problems with bum fluff on my face, then I found the horse licker bum fluff remover and my bum fluff problems disappeared.'
'I used to have problems with bum fluff on my face, then I found the horse licker bum fluff remover and my bum fluff problems disappeared.'

" I must say.. you do look rather attractive in that plastic coat of yours, Horsey! "
" Well.. I think i might take you upstairs and we can play games"
^^
ok maybe they wern't so good.. but hey ho .. i tried
Well there's me a BOFH, and then there's this a BOFH....!![]()
'When I'm done riding him, you can have a turn.'
'He's much better if you ride him with a crop.....'
An' they say horses d**cks are big?
No animals were injured in the making of this picture.
Chris looks disdainfully at his schools latest interactive learning device on learning that he is being asked to support it!
*bet it isn't far from the truth either..!*![]()
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With a sigh, Chris decided negative feedback was in order after buying his daugher's horse on ebay.
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- And so it came to pass, that on the fifth day the creator brought into being a small plastic horse to occupy and bemuse the wayward inhabitants of his strange new world.
- Warning! Moderation with Transmogrification in Progress
- When they said their menu was limited they really meant it
- Vulcan mold meld in progress
- The infinite stareing competition reaches its 27th day
- Concern and confusion as a scale model of the newest member of the teaching staff arrives
- And the horseplay award goes to...
- The winning entry in "the largest object to be pulled out of a disk drive" competition
- hp's latest addition to packing material, 12 free with every box
- "They look so much larger on TV"
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don't let a Trojan horse virus get you down
Chris was not very well today, he had a sore throat and was feeling a little horse.
So this is the new replacement to the wireless mouse.
or
Hmm. Nice ass.
If only all teachers could be like my horse friend
Oh Camilla - is this really all I have to remind me of you? Damn that Prince!
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