I have often wanted to write passwords on people!
i always ask the kids "do you know where you live" when they say they've forgotten their password
I ask them to request it again, but this time in a pirate voice*
*granted only one day a year :)
I dunno... this one seems even more appropriate especially where BSF is concerned..
I've saved quite a large collection of IT related Dilbert cartoons over the years. Mostly "Dogbert's Tech Support". They're scarily close to the truth...
On the same subject, a while back I modified this to make it a little bit more appropriate...