Not exactly in the spirit of Freecycle
I've been monitoring our local Freecycle group recently and saw this gem come up:
Roughly interpreted: I want someone to come and chop down/remove the leylandi that is blocking the sunlight from mine and my neighbours house. For free.
2 x 30foot conifers for logs
I have 2 conifers in my garden that need chopping down and removing, they will provide logs to last the whole winter. YOU MUST FELL AND REMOVE YOURSELF
Only matched I feel by offers of free rubble, in one case over a ton, to anyone who wants it!!