Only in Wales...
(I'm allowed to say that because I lived there for 3 years)
It was a misunderstanding, he was told the tickets would cost a pony.
[bangs head on desk]
They're getting about a bit
BBC News - Wrexham railway station pony seen in hospital and pub
Stop horsing around
Bet he felt foalish.
I just wonder how stable this bloke is.
They asked the pony but he couldn't say as he was a little hoarse.
stop it your killing me :D
They asked him why he was taking the pony everywhere.
"It's the wif'es, she's the mane carer, but I get saddled with it every Wednesday while she's at the WI"