9 Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped
- The cucumber has left the salad.
- Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out
- Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
- Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
- Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
- Mini-Me is making a break for the escape pod.
- You've got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary”.
- You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
- I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
[This list had 10 items but number 10 had to be removed because it might have got me a ban]
Edit: I could have added:
Gunther: Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house. [Friends]