Have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun?
Sure they crawl around and scurry,
yeah they're always on the run but a rat sure likes a good time
just like you and me
I'll prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery
It started with a little lad named vermin McCann
who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
he rounded up his furry boys,
though some wore a frown
they quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down.
One, two, one-two-three-four!
Come on all you good rats
we'll send you to heaven you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
a potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
Like mice behind a piper,
rats from all around soon headed for this factory in old Dublin Town.
They surely heard the news about this fancy new rat-brew,
they came, they saw, they had a taste and knocked back a few
The rats were in a tizzy
addicted to the bone, their hairy lugs were giddy
they were never going home
like a bunch of drunken pirates prepared to walk the plank they drank,
they sang, they danced, they took a plunge and in the beer they sank!
Beannachtí na Féile Pádraig to all EduGeek Members!
On the topic of St. Patrick and all things Irish:
Leprechaun Trap Cake
Inside the cake:
However I am not sure that it would be a good idea to actually make this cake because:
With all of the colourings that go into the making of this cake it would probably cause anyone with sensitivity to additives might have issues for a while after having some of this cake.Quote:
You will stain your lips green while eating this.
Link: not martha — Leprechaun Trap Cake
I always thought the Guinness HQ was based in London...
And we cant celebrate St Georges day its considered racist by the pc police :mad:
Further to the St. Patrick's Day theme here are some fake Irish blessings for you:
Happy St. Patrick's Day to one and all!