And I recon it'd make a great Star Letter in PC Pro! lmao! :D
We also have an ICT committee which meets once a term to judge any complaints/denied requests. This is really for those teachers like bisley98, as they suffer from excessive embarrassment when I shoot them down in front of their peers.
This took a long time to implement, due largely to a few knobs on the teaching staff, but fortunately the headteacher chose a working network over a particular problem individual who was convinced that maturbating monthly over PC Pro qualified him to run networks(bisley98 do you have a long lost brother?).