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Happy Christmas ;-)
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happy bloody christmas! that's tmesis for you. lol
*EDIT* Actually, that's not tmesis. Tmesis is, for example, abso-bloody-lutely, inserting one word into another (at it's most basic). I've only had one bottle of Kaliber, officer.
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Happy Christmas to all
Remember Christmas eve from 8, 9pm and 10pm while wrapping those last xmas presents join us at edugeek.net for the annual Christmas eve show on the net and via the podcast feed..
Found out who won the voting.. found out who won the second gift voucher and Christmas music to get you into the spirit of it all..
Russ
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ROFLMAO...
Oh but isn't that initial post soooo true now.. :)
Have a great holiday folks... Try to avoid the drunk drivers, the idiots and of course your family insistence that you get married, pregnant, divorced or whatever it is that they feel sooooo strongly about that they just can't stop drinking sherry and/or espousing their opinion :)
All the best
:)
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Happy Christmas & New Year Guys and Gals, have a good one, I'm sure there will be some people about to keep us lonely ones who have plenty of work to do company over this period :)
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Merry Xmas to all you Edugeekers.