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Goes without saying really... today is officially my last day working in a school environment. I'm officially employed by the school until the 1st Jan, but due to Christmas and holidays owing, I finish this afternoon... :)
(not that I'm grinning like a hyena on smack or anything ;))
Well done :)
So what revenge have you got planned for the NM? (If he's at work today that is :lol:)
All the best Indie - don't forget us poor soles left behind :D
Promise to visit :D
He's rolled in at 8.40 this morning (well after the bell...) and i'm not sure yet whether to leave him a little gift...
Or, I might just leave things as they are. There is, after all, a box of used Coca Cola bottles (and tissues, and other rubbish) that he left on the floor by our server cabinet when he went to India for a month in March. I was so incensed that I tipped said rubbish into a box and sealed it, and left it under his desk in the server room.
We've now moved out of the server room (moved in June) to a new office, but he STILL hasn't opened that box up... I'm so glad I won't be there when he does ;-)
try fresh fish behind the radiator
How about changing the admin password and locking the server consoles!!!!!!!!!!
All the best working for the gov
The biggest and best stitch up you can do is write down the lists of jobs that are still waiting to be done by him, have been partially done by him and then left and that he has done but cocked up so much that it would have been better to get an untrained koala to do them instead ... and then make lots of copies ... and leave them with notable people in the staff ...
When things go wrong next year (which they will) staff will be able to turn round and say "But we know it was you that fscked that up ... and there is no point in trying to blame anyone else ..."
Normally I would suggest etherkillers and so on ... but you have nothing against the school and he sounds the sort of person that if his machine was screwed he would just take one from someboody that actually needs it instead!
Bah ! you are working for the government now , men in black, shady deals etc, use your new found position to get a squad round to his place and cave his skull in with a tyre iron. Cranial fractures and internal cerebral bleeding, thats the way to go with some people
Delete his profile, and his backups (Assuming he took any) ;)
I think you're ready for some R'n'RQuote:
Originally Posted by Jake
Leave him with a nice easy task to do over xmas, such as knocking off the power on the dist board for one IT suite, and partly remove a kettle lead from a backbone switch so that it looks like it is plugged in, but it actually isn't; and see if he can find out why things aren't working
I've been watching too much 24 lately...been watching Series 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 so that I am ready for series 6 in January.Quote:
Originally Posted by beeswax
Why not leave him a pile of old 1970's sticky girlie mags and a kingsize box of tissues!
:D
In a Sharon Osborne stylee?? :twisted:Quote:
Originally Posted by indiegirl
Do you know, I'd hate to get on the wrong side of any of you... :D
As for the joblist GD: I would, but I only have one day ;-) (those who need to know, know; if you get what I mean)