That's real Fool's day commitment! I just wouldn't have the energy to go round and change all our projectors!
Originally Posted by nephilim
I am truly a bad person. I'm evil......
I've just emailed all the members of the lottery syndicate I manage to tell them that we won the jackpot last night on the Wednesday night Lotto......
Now if you were "evil" you would have stuck a video clip of the lottery in Sony Vegas and edited it so the correct numbers came out and then sent it to them! I would ROFL at that!
Originally Posted by tech_guy
Tis now displaying as the home page for whoever logs in .. whoop .. (must remember to change it back before I leave! lol)
Originally Posted by ICT_GUY
very tempted actually to make every internet request in the school point to it actually .. hmmmm .. do I dare given how much the lovely people use it ..
Yes you do dare! :evil_twisted:
Originally Posted by aptproductions
I did, had some members of staff ring up already asking how long the internet is under maintenance for :doh::doh:
Awesome, I had a couple come in too.
It's that time again!
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eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet.
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Apr. 2st until 07:00 a.m. GMT on April 3st. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.
In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:
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4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.
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users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any
inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam. We thank you for your cooperation.
Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
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Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of
Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting
the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message
where your users will be able to read it. Please pass this message on to
other sysops and Internet users as well. Thank you.
Looked into this before and I believe they don't have the PJL stuff onboard so you can't force messages sadly. Everything above them (range wise) does though.
Originally Posted by kevbaz
I'm impressed by some of the commitment here!
Unfortunately we have broken up otherwise I'd be in there with that copier notice too. :D
Have you got NOTHING else to do??? Lol.
Originally Posted by nephilim
Biometric IM Trial / Students / MGS - Maidstone Grammar School
Slightly risky but I hope the BBC take it in the sprit intended!
Much kudos deserved for that one :D
Originally Posted by MGSTech
This was ALL done last night whilst the school production was on.
Originally Posted by WithoutMotive
I also have now had 3 people saying they cant get the photocopier to understand their voice / its not working with the voice. I told them to speak SLOW, LOUD and CLEAR so that it can understand the request. If after 5 minutes it hasn't done anything, use it the old way.