HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Create a new file on your computer.
2. Name it "David Cameron"
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of “David Cameron”?
6. Firmly Click "Yes"
7. Feel better?
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nick Clegg, and the day after that, Gordon Brown...