Okay, so what is the weirdest error message you have ever seen a computer throw up with a legit off the shelf program?
As of today, mine is:
"You EEeediot!! Theese ees NOT Cheecago!!"
Which according to their support website translates into "I don't like being installed on windows xp, as I was designed for windows 98".
Yes... I think this one beats anything that M$ can throw as us. At least M$ haven't got around to calling their users idiots yet, haha.