How you can tell Santa is a systems administrator
How you can tell that Santa is really a Systems Administrator
- Santa is large, bearded and dresses funny.
- When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you want are slim.
- Santa seldom answers your mail.
- When you ask Santa where he got his stuff, he says "Elves make it for me."
- Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.
- Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.
- Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
- Santa laughs entirely too much.
- Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your HOME.
- Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence
Hope you all have a great Christmas.