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Go to the toilet, close your eyes and flush repeatedly while you let your imagination whisk you away to a moderately sized waterfall.
When you find yourself stuck with someone talking at you incessantly Simply tap them on the head mid-sentence and say "snooze".
Save money on matches this November by lighting your fireworks off other fireworks.
Don't want to get points for speeding ? Simply observe the speed limit. [ For Tech_Guy ]
Empty yoghurt pots make great containers for storing any spare yoghurt you may have lying around.
Tesco Checkout Staff: Don't waste time and energy calling out "Do you want to come round and pay here?" to the long queue of people waiting to use the self-service checkout. We know you're free, we're just avoiding you because you're miserable.