Anyone remember the series Sledgehammer form the mid 80's? Absolutely bonkers cop comedy with a politically incorrect main character,
I just watched the first episode of the second season. It took me right back to my misspent youth.
Dori: Oh, Sledge, you don't honestly believe the networks are trying to turn people into mindless automotons, do you?
Sledge Hammer: Haven't you ever seen Matlock?
Dori: Sorry to interrupt you, Captain.
Sledge Hammer: Just wanted to cheer you up.
Captain Trunk: That's impossible. This is the worst day of my life.
Sledge Hammer: Now you see right there, you're wrong. You've said many times that the worst day of your life was the day I joined the force.
[Trunk looks at Hammer]
Sledge Hammer: Now you feel better?
Captain Trunk: Yes.
Captain Trunk: Hammer, I'm amazed that you were able to hold out against their brainwashing.
Sledge Hammer: Well, it was easy, sir. I simply thought about one thing.
Captain Trunk: What was that?
Sledge Hammer: Well, who's always close to my side? Someone I'm afraid I've been neglecting lately. Someone for whom I've never been able to express my true feelings.
[Dori blushes and smiles as Hammer looks at her]
Sledge Hammer: Someone who's beautiful. Sleek. Attractive. I think it's obvious who I'm talking about, sir.
Dori: Oh, Sledge, stop!
Sledge Hammer: [Pulls out gun] My gun.
Thanks. Now I feel old... ;)