Oh great. Jury Service. Brilliant. Not.
'Er indoors has just emailed to say there's a letter at home notifying me of impending jury service.
Flipping 'eck don't they know I'd have them all hanged, drawn and quartered - even if it is just for parking on double-yellows.
Seriously though, has anyone here managed to get out of doing it as it's going to be a complete pita. My mother-in-law spent three months on a complex fraud case listening to people confusing themselves and everybody else, the judge included.