What does your desktop say about you?

What does your desktop say about you?

I don't know how I was led to this ancient archived BBC story but it showed me 1) how far the BBC news website has come :p and 2) how not very true it is... well, for me personally anyway.
I don't think my desktop says much about me... anyone else? :)

""It could be that the person with not much on their desktop is naive about technology," said Mr Williams."

I generally keep my PC desktop as uncluttered as possible, mainly cos i so rarely use icons on the desktop or start menu to start any applications... i almost exclusively use winkey+r (start>run) after customising the app names in the registry... its just so much faster and easier...

have to say, i love the idea of being "analysed" about my computer use and skills based purely on a superficial view by someone who probably types with two fingers ;)