That's a reasonable excuse, right?
goddamn minimum text....
No time to read this thread... Too busy giving detention to the kids holding roses at work.
Fair bit of that here, too. I overheard a girl earlier: "Ow, this rose you have me has a staple in it! Wait.. that's not a staple. Why's my rose got spikes in it?!"
She also went on to proclaim "What do you even do with roses?"
I despair for humanity.
The answer, though, is fairly obvious. Put it in a vase.
Or a bin, depending on your opinion of the person that gave it to you.
Went to watch my daughter (10) in a school play this morning. Afterwards she came over to tell us (quite disgusted) that some boy had left a card in her desk with no name in it. I gave her a hug and told her she was right to shun the boys :p
Steve Martin - A Wild And Crazy Guy (1978) - YouTube (14-16 mins in)
I think @sonofsanta wins the valentine's day competition.
My children have never sorted out a meal for mrwITch and I, and they are 21,23 and 25!!
Your daughter is a star! :)
Valentines day.... Damn I forgot to get myself a girlfriend again...
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[NOTE: may or may not be an actual website, don't suggest you click the link anyway...]
[EDIT: 1 and 1 own the domain, EG's scraper hilariously informed me :)]