I was driving home from work last week when my boss called me and said "you've been promoted". I was so surprised that I swerved and hit a tree. Apparently, it's called careering off the road.
Sorry, I'll get my coat....
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I was driving home from work last week when my boss called me and said "you've been promoted". I was so surprised that I swerved and hit a tree. Apparently, it's called careering off the road.
Sorry, I'll get my coat....
A helicopter is lost in fog flying over Seattle. The pilot hovers close to an office block and holds up a sign reading "Where are we?".
Someone in the building holds up a sign reading "In a helicopter".
The pilot realises he is in front of the Microsoft support offices. Why?
Because the answer he got, whilst technically correct, was no bl**dy use to anybody!
LOL that's quite a funny joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickJones
Slight variation on this one
A man in a hot air balloon looses his bearings, reduces his altitude and shouts down to somebody, "where am i?" to which the man replies "in a hot air balloon, 100ft above the ground. The balloonist responds, "You must work in IT". The man on the ground says, "yes i do, how did you know?"; "the answer you gave, whilst technically correct, was no bl**dy use to anybody!"Quote:
Originally Posted by cadjs
The man on the ground looks up and says, "you must work in management" to which the balloonist says "yes, how did you know?". Man on the ground says "You have no idea where you are, how you got there, or how to move on, yet you expect somebody else to help you."
Lee_K_81: I was just logging into my Yahoo email account to find that very joke and post it! :D
Why do members of staff bring in there home pc's to the school network manager with the problem 'it doesnt turn on' when the power plug is in, the power switch at the back was just switched to off? THINK AROUND THE BOX?! Maybe hustle a score out of him ha :-0
“Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?”
To create a better connection on the circuit so what little energy is left makes the button work. Pressing harder on many remotes does work. Well it works then the battery almost flat but not 100% flat.