I remember once I was crossing a rather busy road. There was a crossing, with the button and the green man and the beep-beep-beep, but I saw a moment to pass before said beep occured. I was in a rush, so started walking across. There was a woman waiting to cross too, who, decided my passage was unsafe. So what does she do? Follows me, declaring "You're going to get yourself killed!"
My reply? "Yeah.. Wouldn't be the first time."
Her face was priceless.
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I'm really like that with my cat. Having a normal conversation with the wife on the sofa and the cat strolls in and as he approaches, I phase the wife out and focus on the fluffy kitty. Our eyes lock, he stops dead and stares at me! I stand and go "KITTY!!!!" and the wife watches me run out the room chasing the cat!
I wuv my dee dees.
...even thinking about my cat is making my IQ drop!
I was being bored by a conversation and quite calmly threw into the conversation: "ooh, you smell nice." Said conversationalist wasn't quite sure how to take it....
I've also said - Llamas? You're worried about Llamas? Look mate its the bloody penguins you need to keep an eye on!
Llamas. Has 2 L's. Sorry to be 'that guy' D:
I've often thought 'You smell nice', but never gone and blurted it out mid-conversation xD