Silly Quotes Needed
Our school have just purchased a new Sublimation printer to replace our current (8 year old) one, now I need to do some practicing, so I have decided to make my techies some mugs, but I am having a real lack of inpsiration for some funny quotes to put on them, something that isn't the usual "There is no place lik 127.0.0.1" or "You Don't have to be crazy to work here....."
Thought I would pic the collective EduHive-Mind and see what comes back for them.
I will upload pictures of the winning articles next Friday (22/03/2013) of the 3 winners :-)
All the best
"The wages of sin is death but the hours are good"
"JESUS SAVES! - but Ronaldinho scores off the rebound"
"Switch it off and switch it back on is the future" :D
"Some days you are the pigeon, other days you are the statue"
Bit long perhaps.....
Anything Douglas Adams gets my vote :)
* In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
* I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
* A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
* Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
And so very many more. Though you may struggle to fit some on a mug.
"Problem exists between chair and keyboard" :)
How about :
"You want it when???"
"And thats my problem because?"
I love hard work. I can sit and watch it all day.
The Chair Keyboard Interface
Originally Posted by mrbios
"nil carborundum illegitimi"
Latin is always good. This is Flethcer's "Don't let the b*****ds grind you down.
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0.
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Have you ever looked at someone and seen the wheel is turning but the Hamster is dead?
Im not anti-social, Im just not user-friendly.
Come to the darkside- we have cookies!
Looks like things just got too spicy for the pepper