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    Okay after going to a website they had a 101 things you wouldn't want to hear your sysadmin say how about your network manager:

    I'll start!

    1). Erm..? That shouldn't have happened!

    2). ..An RM cc3 system locked in for 5 years at 8k a year? Sounds good! (I know this will annoy a few people sorry)

    Others?


    Wes

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    3) Backups? What backups...? 8O

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    4) Licensing?

    Chris

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    Which one's the power button again?

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    Oh, they have the internet on computers now!

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    7 - Don't worry I've got backup copies, I've sold the original Vista disks at the sunday market in town.

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    8) Network - What network?

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    9 - Hold on I'll phone my mother, she'll know!

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    10. Permissions? - What Permissions?

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    I am typing it correctly, I'm telling you it's the system that's forgotten my password.

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    The server is complaing the user is running slow!

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    11. 10base2 should work just fine....

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    "640k should be enough for anybody!"

    Oh dear god I'm turning into callumtucky

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    What is Edugeek?

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    Re: Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Samson
    9 - Hold on I'll phone my mother, she'll know!
    She might you know! I think we have at least two mothers who are regulars on this forum

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