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General Chat Thread, Jokes in General; Just looked at the list that was mentioned... "I don't care what he says, I'm not having it on my ...
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    Re: Jokes

    Just looked at the list that was mentioned...

    "I don't care what he says, I'm not having it on my network"

    Hmm, how many people here are guilty of that? :P

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    So, do i get any holidays or time off with this job :?:

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    Yes, my email address is http:/www.craig@bishopbarrington.com.uk

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    So, you've been a door to door, door sales man for all your life and you've got no qualifications or experience....you're hired!!!

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    Re: Jokes

    No-one needed that folder called 'Reports 2007' did they?


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    I think a simple "Oh &^%$" gets it across pretty well :P

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    Re: Jokes

    "all the data has gone missing from my home directory...."

    "when did you discover this had happened?"

    "a few months ago - any chance we've got a backup???"

    eerm....no.

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    NO NO NO the voices in my head have returned!!

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    "Which ones the any key? TAB...... Hmmmm, I think I'll have a tab...... Where does this thing dispense?"

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    Re: Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by webman
    "640k should be enough for anybody!"

    Oh dear god I'm turning into callumtucky
    hehehe shut up webman :P

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    Re: Jokes

    of course the techinicians wont mind looking at you home pc just bring it in!

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    "The drinks tray on my PC is broken"

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    of course the techinicians wont mind looking at you home pc just bring it in!
    heard that one before.

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    Last time someone bought a PC in for me to look at it was full of spyware and viruses that i'm assuming came from the HUGE list of pr0n sites in the browser history.

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